No catastrophic cultural implosion is complete without a Doomsday Baby, and we think we might have gotten ours when pregnanter-than-pregnant Biggest LoserUS host Alison Sweeney went into labour during today's taping of Ellen. Even Defamer's office of Fact-Checking and Devil's Advocacy seems to stand by the veracity of the accompanying video, which features Ellen coming out of a break to greet the contorting, hyperventilating Sweeney with every expectant mother's favourite question, "Are you kidding?" To which Sweeney replies in the negative with all her searing underworld might. Uncanny!
'Ellen' Guest Goes Into Labour, Welcomes First Baby of the Apocalypse
