iery know-it-all Bianca has been kicked out of the Big Brother house after last night's eviction. Once the obligatory post-Big Brother nightclub appearances are over with, she can no doubt go back to prancing around in tight tops and holding large books in an effort to look more intelligent than anyone else in the world. From what I can tell (despite her constant attempts to gain attention through sulky temper tantrums) this excerpt from the Big Brother site's article on her eviction is the most interesting thing about Bianca.
Bianca also made Australian BB history by being the first Housemate to be given a watch as part of the secret Moon Monks task. As Head Monk, she had to recruit and train new members of the Secret Order without the other HMs detecting her confidential extracurricular activities. After a few close shaves, they passed the task successfully.
SHE GOT TO WEAR A WATCH? FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS, BIANCA! I don't loathe her that much. She just made me get all narky whenever I was eating dinner and she appeared on the telly with that surly expression (you know, where she'd pout moodily and her mouth resembled a slug dropped in a bowl of salt*). She is probably a really lovely person in real life, blah blah blah, but anyone who makes me root for Corey makes me feel a bit weird, and it's best they leave my television screen. *Description courtesy of Brendan Shanahan's column in the Daily Telegraph years ago regarding Vanessa Amorosi's facial expression after she failed to win a single ARIA - despite, like, eight thousand nominations - at the awards ceremony back in 2000. I've never forgotten it (although I may not have quoted it correctly - there's no online reference to it anywhere, alas). God bless you, Brendan.