We all need a break from the long-haired dead rat on Brad Pitt'schin, so here's a picture of Brangelina back in the olden days before they were Brangelina. And waaaay before the News of the World caused the ozone layer to melt by reporting two weeks agothat the super force known as Brangelina was dead.

That story was picked up by CNN, MSNBC, Fox News and every single one of your family members who drove you to reach for the straitjacket by asking, "Did you hear....?" Well, Brangie is trying to officially kill the rumor by suing the News of the World. I don't have a copy of the History of Brangelina Bible close by, but I think this is the first time they have ever sued a tabloid.

The BBC reports:

In a story published on 24 January, the paper said the couple would separate and had agreed the division of assets and custody of their children.

The couple's lawyer, Keith Schilling, called the "widely republished" allegations "false and intrusive".

He added the paper had failed to meet "reasona...