After watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel about The Da Vinci Code, Jessica Simpson contemplated “taking a college course in religion.” Talking to Marie Claire, Jessica said, “I love religion. I remember whenever the book The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.” Thus, providing more evidence she’s a nitwit easily swayed by whatever program she happens to channel surf to.

Of course, this will turn out to be just an amusing anecdote she tells at dinner parties and lulls during conversations. She’ll never go through with it. Reading hurts her brain. Like, a lot.