Lindsay Lohan took a page out of Katherine Heigl’s “How to be a Bitch” playbook, albeit with a lot less bitch, and dropped her name from the pool of possible Emmy Award nominees. Lindsay made a brief appearance on Ugly Betty last season, but decided to wait until she returns next season for a longer stint to be considered for an Emmy.

Did Lindsay ever have a chance of being nominated? This is like me saying I’m pulling out of the race for the presidency. I just don’t think our country can handle a leader as sexy and charming as me. Meetings would consist of secretaries flirting with me and diplomats playing footsies with me. How can I possibly get any work done? It just isn’t feasible.