I kind of feel like that header pic too after these photos. Some ne’er-do-well or pervert — take your pick — was watching the heir to the throne Prince William take a leak in the middle of a game and decided it would be a great idea to snap pictures of his penis. Little did the photog know this makes him totally gay and, frankly, kind of weird. If you’re into royal golden showers, check the pictures after the jump. As always, NSFW and click through the thumbs for the uncensored.